What is your most embarrasing FART story!

Lets hear about the times you accidentally let one go where you shouldn't have! Whether it was at school, a public place, or your girlfriends house! Lets hear your most unbelievably funny fart story!

What is your funniest cop story!

Lets hear about your wild and crazy cop stories, include all the spice and details!
I will pick the top 5 funny stories and put them in a poll at the end of this week.
Then you will be able to choose the most unbelievably funny story!!

START POSTING!!