Lets hear about your wild and crazy cop stories, include all the spice and details! I will pick the top 5 funny stories and put them in a poll at the end of this week. Then you will be able to choose the most unbelievably funny story!! START POSTING!!
Well my funniest story was last year in the townhouse. My friends and I were having a party and we were taking buck wild to the max and then the cops come. There was 3 officers: Rick Thompson, A sergeant, and Tom the outlaw badass. I knew one of the cops named Ricky aka Crazy Firecrotch, the cops were just making fun of me. I told Ricky that he was weak and told him that his Irish background should have made him a badass, but i guess he didnt get that gene. I kept asking him to duel, he said no. Finally Tom took off his belt and he told me that he would wrestle me. At this point I had 12 beers in me and I couldn't even win a fight with a small chihuahua. We started wrestling, I put him in a bear hug and started pushing him back. Everybody in the townhouse made a circle in the living room and watched as a drunk college guy attempted to take down an officer. People where saying things like "rip his head off". Anyway so after I was pushing him back the alcohol from all the beers I drank kicked in. Tom flopped me on down on the ground in a heartbeat. After I got up I realized that the glass from the coffee table came out, didn't break, just came out. Took my friends and I a long time to put it back in, i still don't how it didn't break nor came out of the frame. Actually the picture in this blog looked just like Tom... Hope that stories good enough
So I can say that I have never had a ticket, but have been pulled over twice :]] But I do have a cop story! So I went to college out in the ghetto Florissant, Missouri and drove from Edwardsville everyday, and it was terrible. I hated that school and everyone that attended. Well one day after school I was sitting at a stop light (Not texting) and saw the person in front of me start to go, well I assumed he was going to go ahead considering the light was green, but I assumed wrong and gave him a nice little love tap on his back bumper. Well he was talking on his phone and he got out and looked, and gave me the "wave signal" that it was okay, which then followed with a thumbs up. So like every person would assume, they are good to go..... I assumed wrong AGAIN. So at like 10-11 pm Madison County showed up at my door looking for me, I was now a FELON ! So the officer was really nice and was explaining that the kid pulled over and I wasn't there so he called the cops, and was about to leave, when my dad pulled up and was NOT SOBER ! So for a second I thought that I was going to jail for being considered a hit and run, and my dad was going to jail for beating up a cop!! hahaha So its not the funniest story but I was rather entertaining.
hmm funny cop story.. well i have to say i have been a pretty good person over the years.. but i do have one story that I will always remember... i was a junior in high school... and i was just at this party.. well at the beginning of the night their neighbor drunk as fuck decided to pound on the front door with a flashlight and act as the cops.. well we all freaked and starting hiding and shit... until someone got the balls to answer the door.. then we all could breathe again because we werent going to jail..so the party gets going.. more and more people keep showing up...then around 1am.. fucking four cops bang on the basement windows and start creeping in with their flashlights.. and this time its for real.. we all just hit the floor and act like we were all sleeping.. it was hilarious because they were just talking shit to us.. and we didnt move.. and they couldnt come in.. and while all this is going on.. their is a few joints that someone brough just sitting on a table.. in sight.. so.. pretty much we just acted like we all passed out while these cops shine lights on us.. it was a blast.. this last TWO HOURS
Ok ok ok, my funniest cop story was the one and only time i got arrested. I was riding with my buddy who had only had a couple beers, whereas i had 4 or 5, and somewhere between 6 and 7 shots of Captain. Enough to finish off the handle i'd been working on...which instead of just handin off at the party, i decided to keep with us when we decided to go to Taco Bell. So i'm chillin, completely content that i'm drunk and chowin on some tacos, and for whatever reason we decide to go see his EX at wild country over in cville. About the time we get there she rolls out with some other dude i guess, and it pisses him off, so he drives off. She chases us down in her car and calls him and tells him to not drive..cuz she knew wed been drinking...so we stop, and he decides "i'm gonna go take a piss behind this bush". I immediately thought "Damn! that's a great idea, i should piss" so i did so...on top of a hill in the middle of a fairly bumpin area, visible from the highway. So surely enough, a cop rolls up, and i'm standin there dick in hand, wavin my piss around like a dumbass, and i see the lights. I ran back to the car to try and hide the empty handle, and hes sitting there shining his "fuck you" light all ovr me, and walks up and asks the dumb question "Whaddya think you're doing?" so i responded with a dumb answer..."Uhhh, i'm sure with your bigass light you can see what i'm doing just fine". So without hesitation he cuffs me, throws me in the car, where i begin to sing the Meatloaf song he has playing in his car at the top of my lungs. My buddy passed the sobriety test, we get hauled off and the cop keeps laughing at my off key singing, my friend looks embarrassed to know me, and i eventually got charged with Disorderly Conduct and Illegal consumption of alcohol by a minor. I paid for the bail for both of us, cuz for whatever reason i had the like 350 in cash, and his ex was nice enough to give us a ride home haha.
I don't normally get in trouble with the cops. But one night freshman year in highschool, it was super bowl night at like 11:30pm. My friends and i were drinking walking around, and we need more to drink so i volonteer to go garage hoping.We find a house and the garge is completly open withe the light on, and i get to the fridge at the far end of the garage by the door to the house. As i was opening the garage the front door started opening... i dart off behind this table with junk around and on top of it. This chubby lady comes out snapping like she is trying to get her cat. She starts getting close and i quickly stand up and she screams on the top of her lungs "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!". I then try to jump over a these bikes and fall on on these boxes as she is there still standing there yelling. I try getting up as fast as possible and slide over the table and knock all this shit over. I finally make it out of there and she starts chasing me yelling " GET THE FUCK BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT.” I here all my friends lauging as we all are running through this empty field and i trip in this pot hole and one of my shoes flys off. By this time the chubby lady is a good 10 steps away from me as I'm running with one shoe on. I quickly kick the other shoe off and book it. We get to the lake side, and stop a minute to see if she is still chasing us. Believe it or not we now can't go through the street because the cubby lady is in her car driving around with a flash light still yelling. The only way we can go to get back home is through the lake. I remind you i have no shoes and our lake is all muddy with shells at the bottom. We all start going across this cove. I start to sink, my buddy picks me up and im on his back. He begins to sink too and tells me to jump off. We all finally make it. Now we are at my house but we have to cross the street. As soon as we cross the street a car comes by, yupp you guessed it. It was the police now. My 5 buddies and I dropped and hid under my brother’s car as he passes by. 3 days later the cops come to my buddies house and the cops have my shoes! They asked my buddies mom if she knows who shoes they were and she says no (thank god). Then asks my buddy and he saids no and asks why. The cop explains that there was a kid trying to steal a playstation from your neighbors house. That's the best cop story i have. Hopefully you like it!
well i think my funniest cop story was when i was at andys apt and rickie and two other cops come in ad busted to party...everyone was lining up in lines and they were writing everyone tickets. I walked up to the front were two cops were and told them i was going to smoke a cig and then when i got out there i ran to the back of the apt and jumped down a 10 ft drop off to get to the bike trail and got away. I was the only one to not get a ticket haha
Well my funniest story was last year in the townhouse. My friends and I were having a party and we were taking buck wild to the max and then the cops come. There was 3 officers: Rick Thompson, A sergeant, and Tom the outlaw badass. I knew one of the cops named Ricky aka Crazy Firecrotch, the cops were just making fun of me. I told Ricky that he was weak and told him that his Irish background should have made him a badass, but i guess he didnt get that gene. I kept asking him to duel, he said no. Finally Tom took off his belt and he told me that he would wrestle me. At this point I had 12 beers in me and I couldn't even win a fight with a small chihuahua. We started wrestling, I put him in a bear hug and started pushing him back. Everybody in the townhouse made a circle in the living room and watched as a drunk college guy attempted to take down an officer. People where saying things like "rip his head off". Anyway so after I was pushing him back the alcohol from all the beers I drank kicked in. Tom flopped me on down on the ground in a heartbeat. After I got up I realized that the glass from the coffee table came out, didn't break, just came out. Took my friends and I a long time to put it back in, i still don't how it didn't break nor came out of the frame. Actually the picture in this blog looked just like Tom... Hope that stories good enough
ReplyDeleteSo I can say that I have never had a ticket, but have been pulled over twice :]] But I do have a cop story! So I went to college out in the ghetto Florissant, Missouri and drove from Edwardsville everyday, and it was terrible. I hated that school and everyone that attended. Well one day after school I was sitting at a stop light (Not texting) and saw the person in front of me start to go, well I assumed he was going to go ahead considering the light was green, but I assumed wrong and gave him a nice little love tap on his back bumper. Well he was talking on his phone and he got out and looked, and gave me the "wave signal" that it was okay, which then followed with a thumbs up. So like every person would assume, they are good to go..... I assumed wrong AGAIN. So at like 10-11 pm Madison County showed up at my door looking for me, I was now a FELON ! So the officer was really nice and was explaining that the kid pulled over and I wasn't there so he called the cops, and was about to leave, when my dad pulled up and was NOT SOBER ! So for a second I thought that I was going to jail for being considered a hit and run, and my dad was going to jail for beating up a cop!! hahaha So its not the funniest story but I was rather entertaining.
ReplyDeletehmm funny cop story.. well i have to say i have been a pretty good person over the years.. but i do have one story that I will always remember... i was a junior in high school... and i was just at this party.. well at the beginning of the night their neighbor drunk as fuck decided to pound on the front door with a flashlight and act as the cops.. well we all freaked and starting hiding and shit... until someone got the balls to answer the door.. then we all could breathe again because we werent going to jail..so the party gets going.. more and more people keep showing up...then around 1am.. fucking four cops bang on the basement windows and start creeping in with their flashlights.. and this time its for real.. we all just hit the floor and act like we were all sleeping.. it was hilarious because they were just talking shit to us.. and we didnt move.. and they couldnt come in.. and while all this is going on.. their is a few joints that someone brough just sitting on a table.. in sight.. so.. pretty much we just acted like we all passed out while these cops shine lights on us.. it was a blast.. this last TWO HOURS
ReplyDeleteOk ok ok, my funniest cop story was the one and only time i got arrested. I was riding with my buddy who had only had a couple beers, whereas i had 4 or 5, and somewhere between 6 and 7 shots of Captain. Enough to finish off the handle i'd been working on...which instead of just handin off at the party, i decided to keep with us when we decided to go to Taco Bell. So i'm chillin, completely content that i'm drunk and chowin on some tacos, and for whatever reason we decide to go see his EX at wild country over in cville. About the time we get there she rolls out with some other dude i guess, and it pisses him off, so he drives off. She chases us down in her car and calls him and tells him to not drive..cuz she knew wed been drinking...so we stop, and he decides "i'm gonna go take a piss behind this bush". I immediately thought "Damn! that's a great idea, i should piss" so i did so...on top of a hill in the middle of a fairly bumpin area, visible from the highway. So surely enough, a cop rolls up, and i'm standin there dick in hand, wavin my piss around like a dumbass, and i see the lights. I ran back to the car to try and hide the empty handle, and hes sitting there shining his "fuck you" light all ovr me, and walks up and asks the dumb question "Whaddya think you're doing?" so i responded with a dumb answer..."Uhhh, i'm sure with your bigass light you can see what i'm doing just fine". So without hesitation he cuffs me, throws me in the car, where i begin to sing the Meatloaf song he has playing in his car at the top of my lungs. My buddy passed the sobriety test, we get hauled off and the cop keeps laughing at my off key singing, my friend looks embarrassed to know me, and i eventually got charged with Disorderly Conduct and Illegal consumption of alcohol by a minor. I paid for the bail for both of us, cuz for whatever reason i had the like 350 in cash, and his ex was nice enough to give us a ride home haha.
ReplyDeleteI don't normally get in trouble with the cops. But one night freshman year in highschool, it was super bowl night at like 11:30pm. My friends and i were drinking walking around, and we need more to drink so i volonteer to go garage hoping.We find a house and the garge is completly open withe the light on, and i get to the fridge at the far end of the garage by the door to the house. As i was opening the garage the front door started opening... i dart off behind this table with junk around and on top of it. This chubby lady comes out snapping like she is trying to get her cat. She starts getting close and i quickly stand up and she screams on the top of her lungs "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!". I then try to jump over a these bikes and fall on on these boxes as she is there still standing there yelling. I try getting up as fast as possible and slide over the table and knock all this shit over. I finally make it out of there and she starts chasing me yelling " GET THE FUCK BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT.” I here all my friends lauging as we all are running through this empty field and i trip in this pot hole and one of my shoes flys off. By this time the chubby lady is a good 10 steps away from me as I'm running with one shoe on. I quickly kick the other shoe off and book it. We get to the lake side, and stop a minute to see if she is still chasing us. Believe it or not we now can't go through the street because the cubby lady is in her car driving around with a flash light still yelling. The only way we can go to get back home is through the lake. I remind you i have no shoes and our lake is all muddy with shells at the bottom. We all start going across this cove. I start to sink, my buddy picks me up and im on his back. He begins to sink too and tells me to jump off. We all finally make it. Now we are at my house but we have to cross the street. As soon as we cross the street a car comes by, yupp you guessed it. It was the police now. My 5 buddies and I dropped and hid under my brother’s car as he passes by. 3 days later the cops come to my buddies house and the cops have my shoes! They asked my buddies mom if she knows who shoes they were and she says no (thank god). Then asks my buddy and he saids no and asks why. The cop explains that there was a kid trying to steal a playstation from your neighbors house. That's the best cop story i have. Hopefully you like it!
ReplyDeletewell i think my funniest cop story was when i was at andys apt and rickie and two other cops come in ad busted to party...everyone was lining up in lines and they were writing everyone tickets. I walked up to the front were two cops were and told them i was going to smoke a cig and then when i got out there i ran to the back of the apt and jumped down a 10 ft drop off to get to the bike trail and got away. I was the only one to not get a ticket haha
ReplyDeletehahaha wow druhe, you lucky douche!
ReplyDeleteCOPS rule... whats with the donuts? I'll pop a cap in your ass!
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